Wednesday, December 01, 2004

Pass The Hemlock Please...

Shit- so it's 2 AM on Wednesday morning, I have a super insane day at work tomorrow and I'm about awake enough to run the Boston Fucking Marathon. Sweet.

Inronically enough, I'm supposed to see a Sleep Specialist tomorrow but have to cancel due to aforementioned super insane work day. It turns out I have something called Delayed Sleep Phase Disorder which means my circadian rhythms are off. What this translates into is that my body wants to sleep all day and stay awake all night. I always thought that this was a result of being lazy, apathetic and kind of high (or maybe just one of the Lost Boys). But, aha! It's not. I have an actual "disorder" that causes me to want to sleep at inappropriate times. All things considered I guess this is a pretty innocuous addition to the laundry list of inappropriate shit I tend to do- but it's irritating nonetheless.

I 'm pretty sure that nothing short of a morphine drip injected directly into the base of my spine is going to get me to sleep tonight.

Ummmmm....Morphine drip.....
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