Sunday, March 20, 2005

Days like this my mama said.......

So, my parent's car got stolen from a valet lot tonight from one of the casinos in Atlantic City. We went to dinner, played some cards and drank some booze. When we were finished doing these things we went to pick up the car, but there was no car to be had. We waited, I drank (WTF else was I going to do?). The parking guy took us around EVERY lot the casino uses. Still no car. I continue to drink. (Again, WTF else am I going to do?).

It's now about 3AM and we are in the bowels of the Tropicana talking to some seriously Jersey-looking security guys. On a positive note, they let me look at the Hooker Book, which is...well...not something I should have to explain. Either way- pretty funny and there was free coffee. I will, though, say that perhaps now is a bad time to not be smoking. (I am three weeks quit- It sucks).

Also, I got to watch slow motion security tapes of myself walking out of the car. I couldn't identify the guy who took the car, but I could certainly identify my ass, wiggling away from the soon to be stolen car. Man....if there's ever a sight you DON'T want to behold, it's a black and white slow-mo screen shot of your ass, slowing moving into a restaurant, where you are going to consume a enormous meal. Oh, the shame.

But shit happens I guess and I believe that if this is the worst thing that happened to my family in the last 10 years, we are pretty fucking lucky.

This is, as Drudge would say, "Developing".
Posted by LMM14_1 :: 2:05 PM :: 1 Comments:

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