Friday, March 04, 2005

Live Blogging the Theology of the Body as seen on Public Access.....

10:10 PM There is a priest and a woman in a flowered house dress discussing how John Paul II (i.e: the Weekend at Bernie's Pope) views sex, sexuality and marital chastity. (Marital chastity? WTF? I though even Catholics can get laid once they're married).

10:12 PM Did you know that they hit a dead Pope on the forehead with a hammer to confirm that he is actually dead before they announce it to the world? I mean, I'm all for what my jackass boss calls a "belt and suspenders approach" but wow- you better hope he's fucking dead before you start with the hammer.

10:15 They're talking about phenomenology now. I am both impressed and disappointed. I though we were talking about sex here? Oh! They're talking about communists now. Can't be long until we get back to the sex.....

10:25 The house dress woman keeps nodding her head and making those "um" type agreeable noises regarding martial chastity. She's now gushing about innocence, blessing, and chastity. Duuude- you know this is a chick who has a big black double sided dildo hidden in her closet, right behind her flowered house dresses and rosary beads.

10:30: Now she's taking about the Holy Spirit and how it just, "you know, mooooves in you". Hehehe...yes, house dress lady, it certainly does. You should try the spin cycle.

Editorial note: "Theology and the Body" airs weekly. I will be live blogging each and every episode- partly for fun and partly because I believe that eventually House Dress lady will snap and end up bitch slapping Father Bob while performing a strip tease to a dance remix version of Inna Godda Davida. And I really, really want to be a part of that rapture.
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