Tuesday, December 21, 2004

A new level of shame....

So, I was talking to my mom and made an offhand comment about how nightmare-ish I find the whole process of dating. I jokingly said I was pretty close to just giving up and buying a cat, and occasionally hiring a male prostitute.

"Oh," she said, "well....um...make sure to use protection".

Dear God- what have I done in my life that's led my mother to believe that I would not only cavort with prostitutes, but that I also need to be reminded to use a rubber before sleeping with a street hustler?

This is so totally why I drink...
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