Time To Take The Cyanide Pill


Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Thank God (or whoever is filling in for him/her/it due to his/her/its death) For Small Favors

I've said before that my ass takes up perhaps more space than the standard ratio of body to ass as seen on TV and in magazines. And this happens to be true. But hey, at least the space it occupies lies within the correct area of the space time continuum.

Behold: everybody's favorite celebu-skank and what has been christened by Gawker , Defamer and pretty much every other time sucking gossip blog in the sphere as..... (drum roll please)....... The ASS-GOITER.





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