Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Pins and Needles

I'm sitting here waiting for two phone calls. One from someone who potentially wants to pay me and the other from someone who potentially wants to have sex with me. Unfortunately there is no one who wants to pay me for sex, which would seem to solve several of my problems at once.

Ew...did I just say that out loud?

UPDATE: One call down, one probably not coming. Oh well, at least I don't have to shave my legs. Besides, it's probably a bit much to ask God to give with both hands, especially since I spend so much time making fun of his kid.
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