Wednesday, April 26, 2006 How does the world see you? Like a Rolling Stone- Bob Dylan. "little miss lonely but you know you only used to get juiced in it"? Uh-oh...so it's gonna be THAT kinda game, huh?. Will I have a happy life? Valerie- Jerry Garcia & David Grisman "I shot my dog because he growled at you"? Shit dude- I can't even scrounge up a wedding date these days. I'll take it. What do my friends really think of me? All I Wanna do is Baby be Friends With You- Bob Dylan Are we sure that this question isn't "For the love of god why can I not get laid? Do people secretly lust after me? Paint it Black- The Stones Yeah- that's pretty much what I thought. How can I make myself happy? Tennessee Jed- Grateful Dead Better get back to Tennessee huh? What should I do with my life? I Will Never Marry- Emmy Lou Harris. Fuck you internet meme. Fuck you iPod. This game totally sucks. Seriously. Will I ever have children? Sugar Magnolia- Allman Brothers Band. Uh..I guess I'd procreate with Derek Trucks. Kid plays a mean gui-tar. What is some good advice for me? Don't Think Twice It's Alright- Odetta This is fucking freaky. How will I be remembered? Love Will Tear Us Apart- Joy Division Shoulda just been Suicide is Painless huh? What is my signature dancing song? Lovely Rita- Beatles I guess I do wiggle a lot when I hear it What do I think my current theme song is? Ophelia- The Band Hell yeah. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Blinded By the Light- Bruce Springsteen Assholes. What song will play at my funeral? This land Is Your Land- Woody Guthrie. Jesus I need to stop being such a fucking hippie. What type of men do you like? The Obvious Child- Paul Simon I coulda told you that. What is my day going to be like? Oh the Wind and Rain- Garcia & Grisman Nope. 70 degrees and sunny. That means the whole never marry thing was wrong too, right? RIGHT?
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