Time To Take The Cyanide Pill
Friday, April 28, 2006 I think I get caught up waiting for a good post to pop into my head, one good enough to make up for the prolonged absences, one worthy of fine turns of phrase such as "assfucking liberal" or "big black double sided dildo". When I can't come up with one I just ignore the damn blog altogether. Well, it's time to, as Susan Powter would say, "Stop the Insanity"*.  To that end: I'm giving something new a shot. Short daily bursts- one everyday. My urge to use song titles as post headers has long been kicking around the five brain cells spared during my college years**, but it would also be a lie if I didn't say it's inspired by this blog I've recently discovered: Fresh Pepper?. Dude is funny as shit- please check him out. But, I'm hoping to take one step further and make the title an actual link to the song. Cause you all KNOW you just don't have enough hippie music in your lives. Whatever. Hopefully I'll remember how to do it and everything heretofore will be less boring than this piece of shit post. * Don't you just want to beat that bitch to death? **Christ I miss nitrous. UPDATE: I did it! It's linked!!! Please revel is my HTML coding prowess and then click the title to listen to some Dylan. Go on- it's good for you.  
Wednesday, April 26, 2006 How does the world see you? Like a Rolling Stone- Bob Dylan. "little miss lonely but you know you only used to get juiced in it"? Uh-oh...so it's gonna be THAT kinda game, huh?. Will I have a happy life? Valerie- Jerry Garcia & David Grisman "I shot my dog because he growled at you"? Shit dude- I can't even scrounge up a wedding date these days. I'll take it. What do my friends really think of me? All I Wanna do is Baby be Friends With You- Bob Dylan Are we sure that this question isn't "For the love of god why can I not get laid? Do people secretly lust after me? Paint it Black- The Stones Yeah- that's pretty much what I thought. How can I make myself happy? Tennessee Jed- Grateful Dead Better get back to Tennessee huh? What should I do with my life? I Will Never Marry- Emmy Lou Harris. Fuck you internet meme. Fuck you iPod. This game totally sucks. Seriously. Will I ever have children? Sugar Magnolia- Allman Brothers Band. Uh..I guess I'd procreate with Derek Trucks. Kid plays a mean gui-tar. What is some good advice for me? Don't Think Twice It's Alright- Odetta This is fucking freaky. How will I be remembered? Love Will Tear Us Apart- Joy Division Shoulda just been Suicide is Painless huh? What is my signature dancing song? Lovely Rita- Beatles I guess I do wiggle a lot when I hear it What do I think my current theme song is? Ophelia- The Band Hell yeah. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Blinded By the Light- Bruce Springsteen Assholes. What song will play at my funeral? This land Is Your Land- Woody Guthrie. Jesus I need to stop being such a fucking hippie. What type of men do you like? The Obvious Child- Paul Simon I coulda told you that. What is my day going to be like? Oh the Wind and Rain- Garcia & Grisman Nope. 70 degrees and sunny. That means the whole never marry thing was wrong too, right? RIGHT?
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